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pi-la:

Every. Fucking. Morning.

ankle-beez:

tfw it’s Saturday

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infamous-hogwartsjaguar:

dailylaughsforyou:

People Who Didn’t Realize They Were Talking to the Expert (x)

I love this so much. Happened to me once. When I worked at Walmart, some guy tried to get a refund on a plastic chair he bought 6 months before. But the policy was 3 months maximum. So I said no refund. He pushed a paper in my face telling me the law says we have to refund him. Points to me where its says this.

I was overfilled with joy. You see, at that time, I was a law student, learning all kinds of laws. And, irony, I just studied this exact law for a month prior to this. So I almost knew every articles by heart. The smile in my face when I explained to him how he was wrong and how this law doesn’t work for his stupid 20$ plastic chair.

e-lodicolo:
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dadhopper:

elevenspower:

dadhopper:

She’s so broke

who

the girl reading this

i just wanna chill and not worry about a damn thing

southernbitchface:

kindergarten2002:

🖥
⌨️

It’s so beautiful

southernbitchface:

kindergarten2002:

🖥
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It’s so beautiful

saltofficial:

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

unexplained-events:
“Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares.
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unexplained-events:

Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares.

crss-a:
“waffle butt
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crss-a:

waffle butt

(Source: luciledemory)

cstia:

me: i hate violence

also me: *sees a trump supporter*

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